always preheat the oven before you cook a witch
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
bro shutup im trying to remember what i just said
She let me hit it because I solved her riddles three
When my hot wrestler wife leaves me
Oh wrong post
No stay in this space with me
living mango to mango
It’s kind of fun when the tinnitus changes pitch. Something new to enjoy
quora please stop emailing me
maritalproblems-deactivated2023:
I am studying for my drivers test
elmerseason-deactivated-deactiv:
loudly going “YOU’RE GOOD YOU’RE GOOD” to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i’ve ever done
using tumblr while youre having a mental breakdown
This is about Breaking Bad
i dont smoke cigarettes but they should let me have a smoke break where i burn stuff behind the restaurant
divorce is so funny. like never mind
He’s growing
