- I guess you dodged a bullet with me.- I don't feel like I dodged a bullet. I feel wounded.
I feel like this snake just told a bad joke and is waiting for a laugh..
I fixed it.
Aluna the dik dik is only 8 inches tall.
She didn’t bond with her mother, so she’s being raised by hand by the luckiest zookeeper ever at the Chester Zoo.
ITS SO DAINTY IT COULD FUCKIN TYPE
do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money
“I think becoming an actor is a ridiculously insecure profession to go into. Most of the books I like involve people I could never play in a million years.” — Hugh Dancy
struck by lightning by the book ⇀ “This time I didn’t stop for hours. I drove as far as I could until there was no more road left to take. I found myself at the ocean. I sat on the hood of my car and just took in the sight of it. It was so beautiful. It seemed so endless and everlasting, just like how I used to feel. The sun slowly set and night started to fall. I almost felt betrayed in a way, knowing the sun would rise again the next day. How could life continue after a day like this?”